My Notebook

Sep 01
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

Sep 01

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

Sep 01

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

Sep 01

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

Sep 01

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

image

Sep 01

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

brodinsons:

gottachasepigeons:

Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14

He runs the exact same way with Bucks omg

Sep 01

the world has changed, and none of us can go back.

Sep 01
Sep 01

the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

Sep 01

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.